Do you own the kendama books by me & Donald?
Yes? Excellent! What a fine, informed, sensible person you are!
No? Why not take this opportunity to buy them? Then you would own them, meaning you could read them, enjoy them, and learn some stuff! Wouldn't that be awesome? Plus, by buying them, you help to support me & Donald, which would be even more awesome!
Order them now from http://tlmb.bigcartel.com/
or your nearest stockist.
Thanks for listening!