Crazy trick ideas you want to see but probably never will

[Dimensions]

The title says it all, what tricks have you had on your mind but probably won't ever see.
Here's a few of my crazy ideas:

Sideways birdslinger (gunslinger on a little bird - full contact)
Inverted Tunbridge wells (aka: lunar > little cup opposite lunar > lunar > lighthouse > lunar > penguin lighthouse > lunar > in > jumping stick etc.)
Axe centrafuged somersault  (4:42 [noembed]http://youtu.be/2lekRUKSClg[/noembed] in an axe! - maybe finish in a penguin?)
Boarder ballance > tap tornado ( > BB (I was trying to get David ([user]dadooh[/user]) to do this at EKO and he thinks it isnt possible with the ball but tapping with the fingers could work)
Lunar Tré but with either a double somersault and a single barrel roll or a somersault with a double Barrell roll (could be possible but probably very hard to controll)

I currently can't think of any more but feel free to put in your crazy ideas (or just ideas)

-Rob

[The Void]

I have a list of tricks to try and film some time. Some may fit into this category, but you never know... so I'm keeping them to myself. ;-P

[the milky oolong]

Great idea for a thread, Rob! Though I hope you have some way of honouring those who actually do manage to do something that lands in this topic!

Here are a few I dream of seeing (through my own eyes and preferably afterwards on film):

Boarder's Balance Tightrope (BB on taut ito)
Bird>Stilt>Bird (clockwise/anticlockwise motion, maintaining contact between tama and ken at all times)
Lunar Rover>Tap>Opposite spin Lunar Rover (and yes, tap with the tama)

[The Void]

Here are a few I dream of seeing (through my own eyes and preferably afterwards on film):

Boarder's Balance Tightrope (BB on taut ito)

In case you don't only reserve the through-your-own-eyes option... http://www.kendama.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,982.msg8389.html#msg8389

[Cliffdama]

So for me since today this is my dream combo. And i wont stop playing till land some time.

Big cup -1t to lh - big bird - 1t to lh - tradespike - 1t to lh - small bird - 1t to lh - small cup - 1t to lh - tradespike - cheer my ass off!